Been watching Doctor Ruth on Kati Couric......she is 85 and collects turtles. She was an orphaned at 10, lived through the Holocaust and came to America where she was one of the first people brave enough to talk about sex on TV........which she has become famous for. Her love making tips for seniors slays me. Wear your glasses, to make sure your partner is actually in the bed....OK, good start. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.......Set the mood with lighting (turn them all off). AMEN. Write partners name on your hand in case you can't remember.....Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. Make all the noise you want, the neighbors are deaf too! If it all works, call everyone you know with the good news!!! Don't even think about trying it twice.
Up early and off to coffee at McDonalds with Patty......we had our two hour therapy session???? She makes me laugh. Shopped around for some new pillows and a throw to up date my couch. Eventually a new rug and some paint on the wall.
I DON'T THINK OF ALL THE MISERY BUT OF THE BEAUTY THAT STILL REMAINS.
(Ann Frank)
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