ME..........

I was shocked, confused, bewildered  as I entered Heaven's door......not by the beauty of it all, not the lights or it's decor.....BUT it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp....the thieves, the liars, the sinners and alcoholics and the trash.......

There stood the kid from 7th grade who swiped my lunch money twice.....Next to him was my old neighbor who never said anything nice!   Bob who I always thought was rotting away in Hell....was sitting on cloud 9, looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, "What is the deal?  I would love to hear your take.......How'd all these sinner get up here.....GOD must have made a mistake."  And why is everyone so somber, give me a clue.  "Hush child, 'he said, they're all in shock...no one thought they'd be seeing you!"

Is this what I have to look forward to?????  I don't like "druppy wings".......