SUNDAY IN VERNAL.......

The kids are off to church and I am dog sitting........  just wrote my sweet missionary for the week........Sherrie will be home tomorrow! Richie will be home on Wednesday.  Last night Douglas peed upstairs in Sherrie's room and Alex went to grab him to rub his nose in it and he took of for the stairs.....he missed the first step and fell all the way to the bottom and today won't use one leg.....plus he chewed the corner leg of her table.....I guess this is the beginning of grandkids for Sher.  I know I should have gone to church with the kids and found this little poem that forecasts my future.
              I WAS SHOCKED, CONFUSED, BEWILDERED AS I ENTERED HEAVEN'S DOOR......NOT BY THE BEAUTY OF IT ALL,NOT THE LIGHTS OR IT'S DECOR.....BUT IT WAS THE FOLKS IN HEAVEN WHO MADE ME SPUTTER AND GASP, THE THIEVES, THE LIARS, THE SINNERS AND ETIOLOGY'S AND THE TRASH.....   THERE STOOD THE KID FROM 7TH GRADE WHO SWIPED MY LUNCH MONEY TWICE....NEXT TO HIM WAS MY OLD NEIGHBOR WHO NEVER SAID ANYTHING NICE.....BOB,   WHO I ALWAYS THOUGHT WAS ROTTING AWAY IN HELL.....WAS SITTING PRETTY ON CLOUUD NINE, LOOKING INCREDIBLY WELL.......I NUDGED JESUS, "WHAT IS THE DEAL? I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOUR TAKE.....HOW'D ALL THESE SINNERS GET UP HERE? .....GOD MUST'VE MADE A MISTAKE."  AND WHY IS EVERYONE SO SOMBER.....GIVE ME A CLUE!  HUSH CHILD HE SAID, "THEY'RE ALL IN SHOCK....NO ONE THOUGHT THEY'D BE SEEING YOU!"..........Oh well......It is what it is!