Every day is a great day when you wake up at this age.......Patty came by for coffee, went to Costco and talked to Pam and Sherrie......talking to my kids always makes me happy. Dog sitting at Pam's the next couple of nights while they go to their friends cabin.......that's what grandmas do.
Have just heard of a new Medicare Part G.......which answer all our problems in old age!
No room in a rest home......Say, you are an older citizen and can no longer take are of yourself and need long-term care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.....So what can you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives everyone 75 or older a gun (Part G).......and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life.....where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over you head, central heating and air conditioning, cable, TV, A library and all the health care you need.....need new teeth? No problem. Need new glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered. As an added bonus your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now......and who will be paying for all this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go to a Nursing home.........
And you will get rid of a useless politician while your at it. .....And now, because you are a prisoner you don't have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a great country or what?????
Now that you have solved your Senior long term Care problem enjoy the rest of your week!!!!!.
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