OH YES ....SOCIAL LIFE!

FALL, BEAUTIFUL FALL.  COLORS AND COOL DAYS, FOOTBALL GAMES AND HOME COMING DANCES. LIFE IS GOOD. YESTERDAY WAS BRIDGE DAY, JOAN HAD A BEAUTIFUL LUNCH AND WE CELEBRATED MAE'S BIRTHDAY. THIS CUTE STORY KINDA EXPLAINS WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO SOMEONE LISTENING TO THE 8 OF US AND NOT KNOWING ANYTHING ABOUT THE BRIDGE GAME.........
WELL DEY PAID GOOD, BUT DAT WAS DA MOST RIDIKLIEST PLACE I EBER SEED.  DEY WAS DOING SUMPIN CALLED BRIDGE AND LAST NIGHT DER WAS LOTS OF 'EM DER, AND JES AS I WAS FIXIN TO BRING INDE REFRESHMENTS, I HERDED A MAN SAY TO A WOMAN....'TAKE YOUR HAND OFF MY TRICK.' IT KINDA TOOK MY BREAD AWAY, AND DEN DA GUY, HE SAY 'LAY DOWN AND LET'S SES WHAT YOU GOT! AN WORS' A NUDDER LADY, SHE SAY TO A MAN, 'YA GOT LENGTH, BUT NO STRENGTH.' I SET DA TRAY BACK DOWN ON DA COUNDER DECIDIN' WHAT TO DO,WHEN A NUDDER LADY YELLED OUT,YA JUMPED ME TWICE WHEN YA DIDN'T HAVE THE STRENGTH FOR ONE RAISE.'  SHUDDERING WITH FEAR, I HEERD A NUDDER ONE TALKIN' BOUT COVERING HER HONOR.  WELL, I JUST UP AND GOT MY HAT, CUZ I KNOW IT WASN'T NO PLACE FOR ME ......AND JUST AS I WUZ LEAVIN' I HOPE TO DIE IF A WOMAN DIDN'T SAY, 'WELL I GUESS I'LL STOP NOW AS DIS IS DA LAST RUBBER'. AND ALL THAT IS TRUE.....WE DO SAY THESE THINGS.