CONFORMING

WITH THREE DAUGHTERS WHO ARE WITH IT, THEY HAVE BEEN VERY DILIGENT WITH "MOTHER THAT MAKES YOU LOOK OLD." AND STEERED ME PAST SOME BIG MISTAKES IN FASHIONS.  MOST MY FRIENDS AND I ARE PAST 60......WAY PAST 60! AND WE TALK ABOUT CLOTHES JUST LIKE WE ALWAYS DID, ONLY I FIND MORE AND MORE WE ARE OPTING FOR COMFORT?  HOW SHOULD WE PRESENT OURSELVES?  WE ARE SOMETIMES UNSURE  ABOUT THE KIND OF IMAGE WE ARE PROJECTING. BUT,  ONE THING FOR SURE, THE FOLLOWING COMBINATIONS "DO NOT" GO TOGETHER. 1.  A NOSE RING AND BIFOCALS.  2.  SPIKED HAIR AND BALD SPOTS.  3.  PIERCED TONGUE AND DENTURES.  4.  MINI SKIRT AND SUPPORT HOSE.  5.  SPEEDO'S AND CELLULITE.  7.  UNBUTTONED DISCO SHIRTS AND A HEART MONITOR.  8.  BIKINIS AND LIVER SPOTS. 9.  THONGS AND DEPENDS..........FOR JUST A FEW.  I DON'T FEEL I AM READY FOR SHAWLS, COTTON SOCKS AND LITTLE PRINT DRESSES, LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER ALWAYS WORE.  SO, I AM WORKING TO AVOID THE ABOVE AND AND STILL STAY ME.
I PROMISED THE GIRLS I WON'T CALL THE NEWSPAPER ON SATURDAY AND TELL THEM I HAVE NOT GOTTEN MY SUNDAY PAPER......THEN WONDER WHY NO ONE WAS AT CHURCH.!!!!! OF COURSE BEING 80 ISN'T ALL BAD.......I DO NOT REGRET GROWING OLDER. IT'S A PRIVILEGE DENIED TO MANY.
SHERRIE AND KEN SPENT THE NIGHT WITH ME, IT WAS FUN HAVING SOME COMPANY.