THIS WAS COMFORT WHEN I GREW UP......WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY LIFE?
I TURN ON THE DISH WASHER.....THE WASH MACHINE.....AND MERTLE...MY AUTOMATIC FLOOR SWEEPER.....AND GO TAKE A NAP! I CAN TELL GOOGLE TO PLAY MUSIC FOR ME, TELL ME A JOKE OR ASK IT IF IT IS GOING TO RAIN......THEN THERE IS THE TV.....MY CELL PHONE.....AND I PAD.....AND THEY ALL TALK TO EACH OTHER BEHIND MY BACK.....I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TEXT....ON PURPOSE....IF SOMEONE WANTS TO TALK TO ME.....THEY CAN USE THE GOOD-'OLE TELEPHONE OR WRITE ME A LETTER......IF THEY KNOW HOW TO BUY A STAMP. THE KIDS BRING UP A NEW CAR NOW AND THEN......ARE THEY KIDDING?...MY 16 YEAR OLD CAMRAY DOES NOT HAVE ALL THOSE FANCY CHIPS IN IT......LIKE TURN ON THE MAP TO SEE WHERE YOU ARE GOING......COME ON.....IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR GOING WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE......THEN DON'T GO! I CAN TALK TO MY TV AND PROGRAM IT TO RECORD...A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO A KID KNOCKED AND WANTED TO KNOW IF I WOULD LIKE TO GET A "DOOR BELL" THAT SHOWED ME WHO WAS AT THE FRONT DOOR.....ABSOLUTELY NOT......I PAID A NEIGHBOR TWENTY-FIVE TO DRILL A HOLE IN MY DOOR TO LOOK THROUGH....BEFORE I OPEN IT....WHICH I POINTED OUT TO HIM.
. THIS PAYING YOUR BILLS ON LINE IS CRAZY ....AS IS TAKING A PICTURE OF YOUR CHECK AND BINGO......YOU "HOPE".....IT WAS DEPOSITED IN YOUR ACCOUNT. I KNOW THEY HATE ME AT THE GROCERY STORE BECAUSE I USUALLY PAY FOR MY FOOD BY CHECK!!!! I LOVE IT AND THE LOOK ON ALL THE PEOPLE LINED UP BEHIND ME WAITING WHILE I TAKE MY TIME......BUT...I DO KNOW HOW TO BLOG, READ MY EMAIL AND FACE BOOK.....THERE IS HOPE MAYBE?
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