ANANAMOUSE

I KNOW I DIDN'T SPELL ANANAMOUSE  RIGHT BUT YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT......I TELL YOU THIS PERSON ANON-A MOUSE IS DRVING ME CRAZY...EVERY SINGLE DAY....SO...I DECIDED TO TAKE CHARGE.......THEY CALLED.....I WENT INTO MY CRAZY OLD  LADY MODE... HI.,,,,DID YOU CALL ME OR DID I CALL YOU....WELL I HAVE HAD THIS BUNION AND NOT MOVING TO FAST.... NOW ARE YOU MY FIRST COUSIN OR MY SECOND COUSIN?   I KNOW UNCLE ELMER HAD A  CHILD  OUT OF WED LOCK AND THEY NAMED IT ANOMA MAOUS AND AS THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHO THE FATHER WAS....WE ALWAYS CALLED YOU  ARNIE OR ANNIE .....OH CAN YOU HOLD ON A MINUTE?.....I HAVE TO GO PEE....? YOU HEAR THE DIAL TONE IMMEDIATELY......GO DEAD.   AM HAVING A BALL......MAYBE NO MORE CALLS FORM ANONAMOUS FOR AWHILE.......LOVE  BEING OLD AND CRAZY!!!!!