FACING THE FACTS.........

I DON'T CLEAN MY MIRRORS FOR THAT REASON..........

THERE IS SO MUCH IN LIFE........ESPECIALLY MINE AT 85.......THAT I WILL NEVER DO!!!!

BUT TODAY.......I JUMPED RIGHT IN AND DID SOMETHING THAT I HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE BECAUSE IT WAS SOMETHING ON MY "BUCKET LIST" THAT HAD TO BE HANDLED..........AND WHO KNOWS WHEN MY DAYS WILL RUN OUT?

I GOT A PEDICURE....YEP,  I FINALLY DID IT AND MY PRETTY PINK TOE NAILS LOOK GREAT!!

I WAS OUT AT WALMART AND SAW A SIGN THAT SAID PEDICURES $19.99.....I WANDERED  A BIG GETTING UP MY NERVE......AND FINALLY PLUNGED RIGHT IN.........THE OLD MAN NEXT TO ME.......I DIDN'T KNOW MEN WENT IN TO HAVE THEIR TOE NAILS CUT......BUT THEY WERE GIVING HIM THE WORKS......HOT RAGS, SMELLY LOTION, BLACK ROCKS, AND SOME HOT WAXIE STUFF.   I JUST WANTED MY TOE NAILS CLIPPED AND PAINTED AND GET OUT OF THERE......SHE DID DO A FEW OTHER THINGS........AND YOU KNOW.....I WILL PROBABLY GO BACK.  MY SISTER, AND DAUGHTERS HAVE ALL TRIED TO GET ME TO GO FOR A PEDICURE.......BUT I ALWAYS FELT WHO WANTED TO TOUCH MY SMELLY FEET?

BUT........

I WILL NEVER WRITE DANTE'S INFERNO......OR PAINT A PICASSO......OR TRANSPLANT A  KIDNEY OR BUILD AN EMPIRE, NOT WILL I EVER RUN ISRAEL OR HARVARD OR APPEAR ON THE COVER OF TIME MAGAZINE........STAR ON BROADWAY......OR RESOLVE THE MIDEAST CRISIS.........BUT THAT IS OK......TODAY I AM JUST HAPPY WITH MY PRETTY PINK TOE NAILS.......WONDER IF I NEED A NEW PAIR OF SANLELS TO SHOW THEM OFF??????