ANOTHER NOT SO BUSY DAY......

LOOKING FORWARD TO DR PHIL......DINNER....PJ,S AND BED!!!!  I DIDN'T GET MUCH DONE TODAY....AND PATTY CAME BY FOR COFFEE.  WE WERE TALKING ABOUT BEING RETIRED AND HOW WE THOUGHT WE WOULD HAVE SO MUCH FREE TIME.....NOT SO MUCH.  SOME REASONS I LIKE RETIREMENT.....
1. QUESTION:  HOW MANY DAYS IN A WEEK?
    ANSWER:    SIX SATURDAYS AND ONE SUNDAY....
2. QUESTION:  WHEN IS A RETIREES BEDTIME?
    ANSWER:    TWO HOURS AFTER YOU FALL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH.
3. QUESTION:  WHAT IS THE BIGGEST GRIPE OF RETIREES?
    ANSWER:    THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME IN A DAY.....TO GET EVERY THING DONE.
4.  QUESTION:  WHY DON'T WE MIND BEING CALLED SENIORS?
    ANSWER:    THE TERM COMES WITH A 10% DISCOUNT ON LOTS OF THINGS.
5. QUESTION:  AMONG RETIREES, WHAT IS CONSIDERED FORMAL ATTIRE?
    ANSWER:    TIED SHOES.....
6.QUESTION:  WHY ARE RETIREES SO SLOW TO CLEAN OUT THE BASEMENT OR THE GARAGE?
     ANSWER:  THEY KNOW AS SOON AS THEY DO, ONE OF THE KIDS WILL WANT TO STORE STUFF THERE........
7.  QUESTION:  WHAT DO YOU DO ALL WEEK?
     ANSWER:   MONDAY THRU FRIDAY......NOTHING.....SATURDAY AND SUNDAY I REST!!!!
        THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD ENOUGH SCHEDULE FOR ME.....PATTY AND I AGREED WE ARE ALWAYS TIRED NOW DAYS.  NICE 61 DEGREE SPRING DAY.