Saturday, November 3, 2018

NEW MONTH....NEW PUSH.....


HERE WE GO AGAIN......THE STORES DO NOT SEEM TO KNOW....NOVEMBER IS TURKEY MONTH......THEIR SHELVES ARE FULL OF CHRISTMAS TEMPTATIONS ALREADY!!!!  AND VERY FEW THANKSGIVING DECORATIONS AVAILABLE......
PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY STARTED ASKING ME...."WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THANKSGIVING?????.......MY YEARLY ANSWER IS........ GETTING A HAPPY MEAL FROM MCDONALD'S WITH EXTRA FRY SAUCE!.......THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES IS GREAT???
STARING A LONG TIME AGO....THANKSGIVING IS A DAY OF STRESS......I THINK IT WILL BE EVEN WORSE NOW DAYS AS THE TURMOIL IN OUR WORLD IS SO GREAT AND WE ARE SUCH A DIVIDED COUNTRY........DINNER CONVERSATIONS CAN BECOME LANDMINES,,,,,,RELATIONSHIPS ARE AS STRAINED AS MY JEANS AFTER THREE HELPING OF MASHED POTATOES......FAMILIES HAVE'T BEEN THIS DIVIDED SINCE THE GREAT TOILET PAPER ORIENTATION DEBATE OF 1954!!!....MY FAMILY HAS COMPLETELY DISINTEGRATED! WE ARGUE ABOUT KNEELING OR NOT KNEELING.......PRESIDENT TRUMP VS A SANE PERSON......WOMEN'S RIGHTS...RICH WHITE MEN....MARCHES AND DEMONSTRATIONS COVERING EVERYTHING...EVEN ASKING SOMEONE THEIR VIEW ON MAYONNAISE COULD SPARK A WORLD-WIDE PROTEST????....SO WHAT DO PEOPLE TALK ABOUT AROUND THE THANKSGIVING TABLE.....WELL THAT'S NOT MY WORRY ANYMORE.....MOST THE PEOPLE IN MCDONALD'S SPEAK SPANISH.....AND I DON'T ....SO I AM SAFE THIS HOLIDAY!!!!

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