YES.....I REFUSE TO END THIS MONTH WITHOUT SHARING SOME OF THIS WONDERFUL WISDOM I HAVE GATHERED......
ON AN AVERAGE.......I SPEND ABOUT EIGHTY DOLLARS A YEAR TO WATCH BANANAS TURN BROWN.....AND TOSSING THEM!
MY KNIGHT IN SHINNING ARMOR (62 YEARS AGO).......TURNED OUT TO BE AN ASSHOLE WRAPPED IN TIN FOIL?????
I WAS 24 WHEN I GOT MARRIED......IT SEEMS MY KNIGHT IN SHINNING ARMOR WAS ARRIVING ON A TURTLE NOT A WHITE HORSE.....
LIFE'S TRAGEDY IS.....WE GET OLD TO SOON AND WISE TO LATE!
SOMETIMES WE FIND WE ARE AS CONFUSED AS A FART IN A FAN FACTORY!!!!!
AND.......EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM IS;.....THAT A MAN WILL TAKE HER IN HIS ARMS, THROW HER INTO BED.......AND CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE WHILE SHE SLEEPS!!!!
I KNOW.....THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF WISDOM YOU WERE HOPING FOR......BUT AT MY AGE.......IT IS,WHAT IT IS!
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