Friday, July 7, 2017

MEN-0-PAUSE

FOR WOMEN ONLY........
MEN-0-PAUSE
"DERIVED FROM LATIN ROOT WTF  IS HAPPENING.........TO ME?  THE TIME OF LIFE WHERE A WOMAN DOESN 'T KNOW IF SHE IS COMEING OR GOING..ON FIRE OR FREEZING..... HAPPY OR SAD.......WANTS TO DIET OR EAT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT......COMMON PHRASES USED DURING THIS TIME INCLUDES......MUFFIN TOP, HOT FLASH, MOOD SWING, BRAIN FOG.....WOMEN IN MENOPAUSE MAY SELF MEDICATE WITH WINE, CHOCOLATE, VODKA, ICE C REAM, NEW SHOES, ON LINE PURCHASES , NETFLIX OR BY LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SAM ELLIOT!!!!"
ANY MORE QUESTIONS......ASK MAXINE.......
I HAD THE HONOR OF GOING THROUGH THIS THE SAME I WAS GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE........FUN!.......BUT I SURVIVED......SO WILL EVERYONE ELSE.   ANOTHER THREE DIGIT DEGREE DAY IN SLC..........


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