WHY....WHY....WHY?

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE REASON I AM SO TIRED AT NIGHT.......

WELL, BECAUSE THE CLEANING FAIRLY, COOKING FAIRY , NANNY FAIRY ALL FOUND JOBS THAT PAY???

ALL THIS CAN BE VERY STRESSFUL......SO I STRESS ABOUT STRESS BEFORE THERE'S EVEN STRESS TO STRESS ABOUT......THEN I STRESS ABOUT STRESSING OVER STRESS THAT DOESN'T NEED TO BE STRESSED ABOUT.......IT'S VERY STRESSFUL!  FOR INSTANCE I FOUND THIS WONDERFUL OLD ROCKING CHAIR FOR THE FRONT PORCH IN A DUMPSTER.......YES, I DUMPSTER DIVE!..........BUT I COULDN'T FIT  IT IN MY CAR SO I STRESSED ALL NIGHT ABOUT WHO TO ASK TO HELP ME......NO SWEAT......MY FRIEND LOADED IT IN HER CAR AND ZIPPED IT OVER,,,,,,NOW I CAN STRESS ABOUT GETTING IT SANDED AND STAINED........WHY CAN'T I  JUST LET THINGS GO?.....THAT IS WHAT MAXINE......MY IDOL WOULD DO.